Oh my god. I've become a self-aware blogger. Saw this on a card yesterday:
"A million monkeys were given a million typewriters. It's called the internet."
Too fucking true.
Also, I've been watching How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (amazing film...) and decided that I want this quote on a t-shirt. Or my gravestone.
"You have to inspire yourself. I am my own role model... I wanna be me." - Vincent LePak
Another good quote, from Paul Rudd's character in Forgetting Sarah Marshall:
"When life gives you a lemon, say 'fuck the lemon!' and bail."